When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled “Get off me lady I am married!

Chances are, if you ask anyone to name the top 3 qualities they look for in a potential partner, most would mention 'a great sense of humor' as an absolute MUST. And, after seeing his full frontals in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, we know why — because he wrote those gratuitous scenes in for himself, of course. in some crazy alter-ego costume, we're reminded that Isla's a lucky lady.
Everyone loves to laugh, and what's better than someone you find totally hot AND completely hilarious? So it's no surprise men and women alike have a soft spot for sexy celebs who also have a streak of comedic genius. This funny-man won us over back when he was just Ali G goofing on Euro politicos.
Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on.
The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. - Sure-fire singles ad by Joe Bob Briggs Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.
A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.
You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.
This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh.
Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property.